Abortion Funnies

We all need to laugh a lot. It's good for you. Even the Mayo Clinic says that it helps relieve stress not just in the short-term, but also the long-term. Doing frontline abortion work has its inherent stress. So, our gift to you, our fab readers, is some cartoons to make you laugh.

Have a wonderful, happy day!


We're so proud our blogger, Mr. Banana Grabber, got the whole Siri thing stirred up...internationally! I find it a sign of success that as a result, there are the following photoshopped pics where Siri is overcompensating for not finding abortion clinics...



I had this conversation after my abortion...



And another someecard...Anyone who is already a mother might recognize this passing thought!



The way it goes, sometimes....!

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Happy Friday, dear readers! We all need a bit of cheer sometimes, so thought we'd try to brighten up your almost weekend by sharing some of our favorite abortion funnies. A huge thanks to someecards which just rocks. So, for starters, we think those of you who get stuck in traffic will enjoy this one!


Sadly, this one seems to sum up our government at the moment!


OMG! Honetly, an Abortioneer must've come up with this one...


An Abortioneer might've made this ecard, too. Might actually be a great blog post sometime!


Because that would happen...(sarcasm)


Feel a bit unsure about whether to post this one or not since I don't agree that there are people who "should" have abortions; however, I love the point that this makes...(15 year olds are able to get on the pill, but can't get Plan B OTC? Puuhhhhlleeeaaaz.)


Ha!
(my favorite funny of the day!)

Hope these made you laugh! This isn't an exhaustive list for us...and feel free to share some of your own favs, too!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Quickie Post: Some Fun For Your Tuesday

Hello Friends!

I have done posts in the past about articles relating to abortion on The Onion, a very hilarious and awesome website. They have recently posted another gem:

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

It's pretty funny, and you should read it for yourself, but the general gist is that Planned Parenthood opened a mega-mall style clinic, complete with a lazy river.

It has even spawned its own Yelp page.

Naturally, some people aren't familiar with The Onion, or didn't read the article closely enough to realize it was a joke, which in turn spawned some pretty funny Facebook posts.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Is it just me, or do Abortioneers have a wickedly amazing sense of humor?

Humor as a coping mechanism cannot be underrated. Our work is incredibly stressful, let alone isolating. We spend time with women who can be in crisis mode, and we, by default, take the brunt of their stress. In the very least, we carry their stories in our hearts, taking on a bit of their lives with us (even if we try not to). Stories can weigh on our shoulders, but we can’t exactly go home and unload to the non-abortiony people in our lives. They wouldn’t get it anyway. And we can’t violate patients’ privacy. So, the people we really rely on our are truest allies: our co-workers.

Enter humor. My co-workers are hilarious and can make fun of the most “dark” of situations. Like protesters and violence that ensues: “Hey, Kara! If you don’t come back from escorting that client, can I have your penis pen? No?! Shit! What about your original Tiller Attitude is Everything button?” They make fun of each other with quick wit. There are things you’d only hear abortion workers wittingly joke about: aspirators; forceps; stuck condoms; flavored lubricant; sex; vaginas; cervixes and uteri. We laugh about tampons and periods. About blood. The humor lets us speak the unspeakable. Express fears of violence and discuss the visceral aspects of abortion (like the smell of blood + the autoclave = “clinic”).

So give us some humor love. What are some of the super funny things you’ve recently heard your co-workers talk about? Let it out. Have a good laugh.